There are dealers on TV that are INCLUDING things in your price and making them seem like they are free. One is giving a TV another an iPad and another "free stuff for life". One way or another you are paying for it so I came up with a radio ad and it goes like this:
SEE ALL THOSE CAR DEALERS INCLUDING STUFF IN THEIR PRICE, I PADS, CRUISES, TV’S.......NOT FREE MIND YOU, INCLUDING IT IN YOUR PRICE!
I WAS THINKIN WHAT IF YOU DON’T WANT THAT STUFF?
SO I CAME UP WITH AN IDEA!
THE SHOWROOM SANTA.
THEY COULD HIRE A GUY TO DRESS UP LIKE SANTA, TELL HIM WHAT YOU WANT AND HE’LL INCREASE THE PRICE OF YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN HAVE IT
A VACATION, MEDS FOR YOUR PET, AUNTMARTHA’S BIRTHDAY GIFT. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PAY MORE FOR YOURCAR
SHOWROOM SANTA !
PERSONALLY, I THINK WHAT SHOULD BE INCLUDED IN YOUR PRICE IS................ A BETTER PRICE AND DON’T YOU?
COME SEE US AT GENESEE VALLEY AND GET A BETTER PRICE!
I had a bit of fun writing that and then I came up with an idea. What if I actually did have something to give away for free? Well I do! I had about five acres of sunflowers planted this summer and they now are in bloom. I would like to invite you to come down and get some. We have plently. We won't make you take a test drive, ask for your social security number or make you jump through any hoops at all.
What's in it for us? Maybe you will see some cool cars and see how nice our people are. That has to be worth a few flowers!
Come see us!