New Year’s prompts a lot of people to make predictions about the upcoming year, so I figured, what the heck, I’d give it a shot.
Here are my top 10 predictions for 2020:
1 - You’ll get a fake key in the mail to win a car and you will not win.
2 - You’ll get a $25,000 scratch and win card in the mail and you will not win.
3 - You’ll will get a little lock box in the mail to win a truck and you will not win.
4 - You’ll get a check from a dealer that looks like a tax refund, it will not be.
5 - You’ll see a dealer offer you a free cruise that really isn’t free.
6 - You’ll will see an ad with “$0 down” that really means $5,000 down
7 - A dealer will offer $4000 for any worthless trade-in but will keep the $4000 factory rebate for himself.
8 - A dealer will advertise “one price for all”, but it will be a crummy price.
9 - Someone will start advertising that their cars are “gluten free”.
10 - You will see none of the above at Genesee Valley Chrysler Dodge Jeep or Genesee Valley Ford. After all we are your “No-Nonsense” car dealer!
(Let’s see how many of these come to pass!)
Happy New Year!