My New Year's Predictions !

by Dom Genova

New Year’s prompts a lot of people to make predictions about the upcoming year, so I figured, what the heck, I’d give it a shot.

 

Here are my top 10 predictions for 2020:

 

1 - You’ll get a fake key in the mail to win a car and you will not win.

 

2 - You’ll get a $25,000 scratch and win card in the mail and you will not win.

 

3 - You’ll will get a little lock box in the mail to win a truck and you will not win.

 

4 - You’ll get a check from a dealer that looks like a tax refund, it will not be.

 

5 - You’ll see a dealer offer you a free cruise that really isn’t free.

 

6 - You’ll will see an ad with “$0 down” that really means $5,000 down

 

7 - A dealer will offer $4000 for any worthless trade-in but will keep the $4000 factory rebate for himself.

 

8 - A dealer will advertise “one price for all”, but it will be a crummy price.

 

9 - Someone will start advertising that their cars are “gluten free”.

 

10 - You will see none of the above at Genesee Valley Chrysler Dodge Jeep or Genesee Valley Ford.  After all we are your “No-Nonsense” car dealer!

 

(Let’s see how many of these come to pass!)

 

Happy New Year!